BREAKING: THE ANIMALS ARE LEARNING

ANIMAL
INTELLIGENCE

$AI

We do not know who taught them this.

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WHAT IS $AI?

They said AI meant artificial intelligence. They lied.

  • ๐Ÿ‘A black cat stood up and started CLAPPING. Full applause.
  • ๐Ÿ•บA golden retriever heard the song and hit a dance move that needs a permit.
  • ๐Ÿง Nobody taught them. Nobody can stop them.

You are 47 videos deep at 3am. That feeling has a ticker: $AI

  • โˆžcat claps per second
  • 0dance lessons taken
  • 1song, on loop, forever

THE CAST

JERKING DOG

One move. On loop. Has been going since the song started and will not be stopped.

DANCING CAT

Has not stopped since the song came on. Cannot be reached for comment.

PAWPERTY

Pulled up in the truck with the paperwork. Owns the land now. Check the deed.

CLAPPING CAT

Claps at everything. Your portfolio. Your breakup. The microwave finishing.

DANCING DOG

Golden retriever. Two legs. Zero lessons. All rhythm.

DOG OFF DA LEASH

On a pedal bike. Cops behind him. No leash, no license, no plans to stop.

CONTENT

The videos that broke the feed. Go watch the originals.

HOW TO BUY

  1. 1

    GET A WALLET

    Any wallet. The dog does not judge.

  2. 2

    LOAD IT UP

    Put something in it. The cat believes in you.

  3. 3

    SWAP FOR $AI

    Contract address drops at launch.

  4. 4

    CLAP

    Like the dog. Loudly. In public.

COMING SOON

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